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"Как оно там..?" - Узором созвездий по мантии ночи

13.01.2016, Среда

14:39:00 - "Как оно там..?"

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Бывшие коллеги прислали забавное:

Bill Gates: “So, how’s heaven, Steve?”
Steve Jobs: “Great! It just doesn’t have any wall or fence.”
Bill Gates: “So…?”
Steve Jobs: “So, we don’t need any Windows and Gates. I’m sorry, Bill, I didn’t mean to offend you.”
Bill Gates: “It’s ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.”
Steve Jobs: “Oh, what rumor?”
Bill Gates: “That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no Jobs in heaven.”
Steve Jobs : “Oh no, definitely there are, but only no–pay Jobs. Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven as everything will be provided free….”


И ещё одно про небеса, но уже с другими персонажами:


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From:phd
Date:13.01.2016 12:33:25
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Анекдот супер! :-D Спасибо!
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From:aldor
Date:15.01.2016 13:56:41
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Bullshit. If there are no Gates in Heaven, what's that big thing Saint Peter is guarding?
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From:arilou
Date:19.01.2016 12:55:46
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This is the entrance gate, but there are no gates inside!
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From:aldor
Date:19.01.2016 15:04:28
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So Gates are OK for interfaces but not for internal works. Kinda makes sense.
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